Twitter: lasertron

• "Wouldn't you soil your diap if I got us a couple's massage? I'd soil my diap. For our one year anniversary I'll get us one." -@FashFlood about 17 minutes ago
• lol if you can use method hand soap without being like "m-e-t-h-o-d, maaan" #igotmyselfaforty #igotmyselfashorty about 57 minutes ago
• a few worthy organizations to support wednesday: @mahafestival @hearnebraska @neAIDSproject @OmahaGirlsRock! Info at http://t.co/dbmqP9VDjT about 1 hour ago